baddiebey:

I broke my biscuit in half and  put honey on one half and set the other half aside  b/c i thought i had 2 honey packets but i only had one and now i got this dry half of a biscuit  with no jelly or nothinimage

Tagged #tjghygjuk  

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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unsurpassedtravesty:

transsexual-john-constantine:

theartofknightjj:

Cinderella

starting a series of fairytales! But told in my own way So here’s the first one about a princess who only wanted to have her outside match her inside.

yES

All my yes.

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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adthehero:

"Don’t let this esq. at the end of my name fool you

i still ain’t shit.”

~Gerald-Ain’t-Shit Esq. 

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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yourfaveisactuallyarobotimpostor:

Your fave is actually a robot impostor!
:: JENNIFER LAWRENCE

  • ROBOT SINCE: c. 2011
  • ROBOT TYPE: Amphibious assault (generic)
  • SPECIAL ABILITIES: Double slam attack, heat sensor array, diagnostic indicator with full digital readout located behind faceplate
  • AFFILIATION: MechAlliance
  • FUN FACT: Speaks fluent English
  • STATUS OF HUMAN PROTOTYPE: Total amnesia; employed as legal assistant in Waukegan, IL (as of 9/2014)

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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DO YOU RUN THAT YOUR FAVE IS A ROBOT IMPOSTER TUMBLR BC TBH YOU SHOULD

yungmethuselah:

Yes.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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yourfaveisactuallyarobotimpostor:

Your fave is actually a robot impostor!
:: RIHANNA

  • ROBOT SINCE: 20 February, 1988 (DOM)
  • ROBOT TYPE: Tyrell Corp. Omphalos-10 Replicant
  • SPECIAL ABILITIES: Dual-phase sonic disrupter, multichamber pyrolytic processor, Tyrell Corp. “Pelvic Pat” Hypnotic Device 4500e
  • AFFILIATION: Hell’s Androids, FACS (Fully Automated Church of Satan)*
  • FUN FACT: *Suspected double agent
  • STATUS OF HUMAN PROTOTYPE: N/A

omg

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from yungmethuselah  Source yourfaveisactuallyarobotimpostor

chocolatecoffin:

Adrienne Sallinger, from her series “Teenagers in their bedrooms”.

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from biclighterhellafire  Source chocolatecoffin

anti-keiara:

Following snoop dog on Instagram was the best decision of my life.

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from depressednmoderatelywelldressed  Source anti-keiara

aintnojigga:

Jay Z took Beyonce on a date to the Eiffel Tower on Monday night. Hov wore a Vivienne Westwood orb logo ($691) sweatshirt, and white Pigalle x Nike Air Raid sneakers.

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from aintnojigga  

Nicki Minaj x No Love Remix

Tagged #gif  #gif warning  

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from piccolowasablackman  Source ricardosminaj

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

Tbh I’m afraid to go to Portland. I’ve heard bad things about it and everyone who lives there, including its local squirrels and mushrooms, no offense.

What if I get attacked by a gang of kombucha homebrewers? What if a young tattooed couple hits me with their $1400 baby stroller? What if someone hands me a hempen flyer for a Christian hot yoga meetup? It’s too dangerous.

Tagged #PLEASE  

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from piccolowasablackman  Source yungmethuselah

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

waka outchea creatin sustainable jobs and stimulatin the economy

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from naseehaforthepetty  Source hotsenator

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geekscoutcookies:

kindredsmile:

howgoodheis:

Seriously deleting this time. 

Oh. My. Word.

okay, but is this not smooth and crisp in that turn tho. 

a nigga truly going out in style

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from geekscoutcookies  Source howgoodheis

Posted on 16 September, 2014
Reblogged from flamingheter0  Source fusionkelvar

deranged-fupa:

Bruh.

BRUH!

Tagged #food tw  

Posted on 16 September, 2014
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